Friday 3 July 2009

The night of July 2nd 2009

I'm standing in a snowy labyrinth with a number of unidentified companions. We are in the middle of an adventure, we have to reach somewhere but I'm not sure why or where.

Someone mentions a balrog (scary LOTR monster) and we have to be careful. One of us advances but is dragged away by an unseen force, everyone else panics. We run for the hedges. If the monster sees us it will kill us.

The monster emerges and it turns out to be a woman with a male colleague. Suddenly the rest of my group are prisoners of the man and woman but I'm still crouched out of view behind my hedge.

I decide to make a run for it, the labyrinth now has a glass exit door and it resembles the south entrance of my old secondary school.

As I run for the door the male colleague of the female monster sees me and gives chase. I run through the door and am on a road. The man (who I now recognise as Any Dream Will Do winner and Mr Denise van Outen Lee Mead) is still chasing me. I run across the road, which is on a steep incline, and jump into a taxi.

I wake up.